Wikipedia:

The phrase "the United States" was originally treated as plural—e.g., "the United States are"—including in the Thirteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution, ratified in 1865. It became common to treat it as singular—e.g., "the United States is"—after the end of the Civil War. The singular form is now standard; the plural form is retained in the idiom "these United States".

I have a feeling that America doesn't want to go through another Civil War.

upcoming plot ideas shit that would be epic

★ needs more drunkety-drunk. AND NOT JUST YOU, ENGLAND.
★ two words: space cake. LOVE BROWNIES, DUDE, LET'S GET ON THE RASTAFARIAN MYSTERY MACHINE. All Canada's fault
★ SHOW FRANCE WHAT GOOD OL' 'MERIKUN COOKIN' IS ALL ABOUT. I got it from McDonald's shut up
★ NEEDS MOAR COLD WAR. Hey Russia, lose some fucking weight.
★ text with Japan on cellphones. Compare notes.
★ WHERE MY FOOTBALL AT. Riots ensue when he learns what the Europeans think football really is.
★ insult Austria's coffee. ...... WAIT A MINUTE.
★ START A ROCK BAND. Lead guitar = ALL MINE.
★ GO STEAL A ZAMBONI, RUSSIA. GOD.
★ Dance-off a lá Superstars of Dance y / n / GB2/SIBERIA/
★ BASEBALL!!!!!11ONE Fuck yeah, America's favorite pastime
★ It's ~*~freedom toast~*~ and ~*~freedom fries~*~, not French toast and French fries. SUCK ON THAT, FRANCE.
★ Canada sucks I rock. FACT.
★ PERSONA BATTLE GET? lmao shoot yourself in the head now, bitches.

TELL ME IF THESE IDEAS SUCK GUYS.

I am a loser and decided that hay, SOMEONE'S GOTTA DO GIFTMAS RIGHT! So, in the spirit of pure laziness efficacy, I decided to list anything and everything America would have gotten his peeps for the holidays~!

( CHRISTMAS! FUCK YEAH! )

PLAN TO DEFEAT RUSSIA
By ALFRED F. JONES FUCK YEAH

- challenge to a basketball game too damn tall, maybe...
- drinking contest
- get a bigger, more badass gun
- SHOOT THE HELL OUTTA THAT PINKO COMMIE
- repeat as needed

Plan B:
- infiltrate with McDonald's
- PLANT AMERICAN FLAGS FUCKING EVERYWHERE
- search for weapons of mass destruction

It's great to be an American - the economy is at its best, our edumacation is top-notch, we're free to do and say as we please, and we certainly have the best culinary taste in the world! It's definitely easy to show your enthusiasm for these United States! But when those "I ♥ AMERICA" t-shirts and those Lady of Liberty statuettes fall short, I'm positive that you've thought to yourself, "Hey, how can I possibly flaunt my authentic American citizenship even more?"

WELL, MY FELLOW AMERICANS, HAVE I GOT THE ANSWER FOR YOU!

For those of you who aren't American citizens, you can now show your love for Eagleland, too! For those of you who think America is a filthy disgusting cesspool, y do u haet mah country?

All you have to do is copy-paste the HTML code below the cut, and voilá:



INSTA-PATRIOTISM!

WARNING: this image is a thumbnail; the HTML code actually inflates this to ~900%, and size may vary according to web browser configuration and screen resolution. PROCEED WITH CAUTION.

( [ mah patriotism - lemme sho u it ] )


* best viewed in 1440x900 13 pt. font (Mozilla Firefox) 'cause yeah, that's how I roll. If it doesn't work with your screen resolution or web browser, you can edit the code at will or adjust web browser configurations. Better yet, if it's in an HTML-friendly site like this, cheat and use the screencap I have above and impress your friends with your "super-awesome HTML skills" by showing them this code!